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Sausage Knocking

Looking for a sexual partner. Ref late night knocking on potential sexual partners window or door. A booty call.

Alt. Trying your luck with someone. An unlikely to be accepted request or deal.
After a few drinks Carl could often be found sausage knocking at one of his ex’es
by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020
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Knock

The lowest form of drug addict on earth. One that is always feigning and doing the most pathetic things to obtain the drug of their choice. Always "knocking" at a dealers door for a five dollar sack and only has $2.47
"Damn these knocks are gonna get me caught up!"

"Stop actin like a straight knock."
by Famous Bars and Pipes August 2, 2022
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Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber
"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"
by tommy sparks April 30, 2005
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fat knock

Typically a girl named Ellie that lives in ballincollig

Or any girl that has a big belly

Typically a heavy girl or unfit

A girl that eats there boyfriends dinner
Sham is that Ellie the fat Knock

Mam Ellie’s after eating my dinner the fat knock
by Sussy dog 68 March 15, 2024
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Knock

Yeahh i was blowin my knock at them YGz my trigger finger was itchin
by Bro Im too Smart July 28, 2023
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socks knocked off

someone getting hit so hard, their clothes come flying off, to their briefs
We LITERALLY see someone get they socks knocked off
by Lowcap September 14, 2022
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utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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