Jackson Calendar 

A calendar that completely skips over July 1st and has June 32nd instead to avoid failing No Jerk July on the first day

Maddox failed bro he had to use the Jackson Calendar

Jackson Calendar by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

Jackson's way

When him/her give a handjob in the dennys parking lot with blue and red hot icing untell he blows a load on the food of choice and yell SHAZAM!

Did you like it Jackson's way

Jackson's way by Big gumper July 28, 2025

Jackson Pollock 

When a total piece of shit blows their brains out and it makes a beautiful image on the wall.

I could think of several politicians and prominent individuals who would make a Jackson Pollock if they ate a bullet. Leadership needs to get so much better than this.

Jackson Pollock by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Jackson Stewart

Very nice boy. Great success.

I just achieved Jackson Stewart status

Jackson Stewart by HuntyWunty October 15, 2025

Jackson Cruz

A cutie patootie who thrives from roots and explodes with a burst of foreign flavour

The young player bursts through like a Jackson Cruz

Jackson Cruz by MattyBoi08 November 13, 2025

Jackson Hook

The act of using the two middle fingers and the thumb, resembling the shape of a hook, and inserting the fingers into the vagina and the thumb on the clit and moving them in and out really fast as you rub the clit until the woman squirts. Named after a pimp named Fred.

Bo: "I heard your woman screaming last night. You must have beat the brakes off of her."
Fred:"Yeah! I gave her the Jackson Hook."

Jackson Hook by Hydrashokglock January 7, 2026

Jackson (girl)

A girl who will always pull out a fart or a burp and say sorry. She really means she is sorry but it just has to come out. She will always be there for her friends and make time for your parents. She loves food and a good ceral. Don’t put a papa john’s pizza in front of her or she will geek. Jackson is a great girl who everyone needs to be around.

“God, i miss Jackson (girl)”

Jackson (girl) by doggydoododo January 17, 2026