post voltage

Absolute god and can spank WannaBeNuclear

Post Voltage is My dad

by poiouoiuyjghgdsdhgsgh September 13, 2018

post blocked

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.

"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."

by wowozy July 5, 2023

Snuggle Post

Generally used to describe people who give free hugs, but can be used to refer to anyone whose main purpose is to allow others to snuggle them. It can also be applied to inanimate objects made for snuggling, such as teddy bears and trees.

Brendan tried to push Cindy away, but she clung to him like he was a goddamn snuggle post.

by chessapphire1214 January 20, 2009

Simp Post

Usually when someone posts something on social media being vulnerable about themselves. It reveals a soft spot about the person that is sappy or embarrasingly sweet. Can be used in a romantically, platonically, or for your family.

Person one: Did you see Jessica's post about her best friends all going to different colleges after graduation?
Person two: Yeah man, it was so long. What a simp post!

by andimak2639 March 17, 2020

Fence Post

Used to describe a close minded person that will argue for the sake of arguing. They will take a stance against you regardless of the information presented, accuracy is not important. If proven wrong via facts, they will continue to argue and/or attempt to move the conversation to a different topic.

This Reddit user is a fence post. Move along and stop wasting your time.

by Kint Macedonia October 29, 2019

Post-jack

Hijacking someones facebook post with meaningless off-topic banter.

D: Q&A on ABC is awesome. Debate polly-ticians. Debate!

M: Mmm Polly-waffle

D: Did you just Post-jack?

by Meshies May 17, 2010

post-skank

To have lost all skank value.
The aftermath of being a hideous skank, therefore losing everything including her drug dealer and her dickhead "friends".

After a life of being a skank without cause, she became a post-skank and grandma at the age of 30.

by m d y May 16, 2009