Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018

Kelby Woods

A Sexy boy who can tell you Pokémon’s name as long as there’s a picture

Bro what up Kelby woods

by SneakySnake311 November 7, 2021

isaac wood

the front man of experimental post-punk ground black country, new road that all mentally ill depressed speedy wunderground fans want to be

“have you heard the new black country, new road album?”
“of course, it’s album of the year, i’m such an isaac wood! oh well, off to therapy i go!”

by isaacwoodbutagirl September 6, 2021

Tom Woods

The best historian, economist, and all around good guy, though his podcast is a very failed one

"Did you see Tom Woods newest Video on The revolutionary war"
"Yeah man it was one of the best

by Fary failed comedian August 26, 2021

Nanny Wood

When somebody on that bullshit.

When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.

When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.

yo ass on that nanny wood

by RedToms March 23, 2011

wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis

This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her

by stayblk August 12, 2011

wood staining

The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.

1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!

by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018