Sun Jerky

Naturally mummified strips of human flesh, especially the labia.

Karen passed away while sunbathing in the nude.

Now that bitch's pussy is some Sun Jerky.

by Q-Tippy October 27, 2018

Sun

The sun in which cases burns my eyeballs because the sun is an EXTREMELY DEADLY LASER.

mom: go outside

me: no
mom: why not

me: the sun is a deadly laser

by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022

Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon

I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.

by Loritis August 21, 2020

Sun

a pretty handsome non binary transmasc. probably mentally ill too. if your name is Sun, you're pretty damn cool.

"- Wow, this person is so cool and sexy and handsome !"
"- Yeah, their name is Sun."

by gayandhandsome November 17, 2021

Emily Sun

Emily Sun is the only friend you'll ever need. She's super kind, sweet, and friendly. Sometimes, she tells sub par jokes but we do not talk about that. I really love her!

Person 1: Do you know Emily Sun?
Me: Of course, she's my best friend!

by ChurkeytheTurkey February 29, 2020

The sun

The seemingly infinite spherical object in the center of our solar system responsible for over 99% of it’s mass. It provides, light and heat for all objects to enjoy. Due to it’s mass, it throws around all of the planets, asteroids and sad little Pluto. It can fit over one hundred Earths in it.

The sun is hotter than that hot pocket.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

The Sun

I'm not a rocket company owning super genius but I'm pretty sure it's not made of fire.... Pretty sure it's a molten blob of helium that's ignited by the friction created by it's immense mass.

Hym "I'm not even sure that that is correct. I didn't even Google it. I'm willing to risk being wrong on this one to point out that the super genius rocket man should know that the sun isn't fire. Right? It's like an element blob. The element is helium. I'm like 90% on this one guys. If this is correct then this is what the super genius should have said. I'm willing to risk looking stupid because even me being wrong would be MORE RIGHT than what was said by the guy who should know the thing that I think I might know. And as far as vectors of attack go... kids work better than possessions. Ask the car jumper guy. That guy found a pretty potent vector of attack. So.... That. That's what. I mean..... Right? Am I the only one who kind of sees this guy not knowing things he should know?"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023