painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009

Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist

A sex position where a male comes from behind a woman standing on her head, wraps one hand around her waste, while holding a seagull by the feet. The seagull is then dipped in any liquid (diarhea in an old coffee can works wonderfully). The seagull is then stuck into the vagina and twisted in a circle while the male and female both caw vigourously.

I gave my wife a Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist for our fiftieth wedding anniversary.

by Gouda June 02, 2006

I'm ganna paint the town green

A symbolic way of protesting against dictatorship regimes by using green color.

Lets go and kick Ahmadi nezhad's ass, come on people, I'm ganna paint the town green. tonight.

by Greenparty88 July 19, 2009

Paint my chicken coop

A leud act involving the handle of a paint brush and a rectum.

Oooh yeah baby, paint my chicken coop! Shove that handle up my ass!

by Tiny Tony April 04, 2016

Painting the roses red

Originally taken from Alice in Wonderland. English term for a woman being on her period. (On the rag, surfing the crimson wave)

'Sorry baby, you're not getting any tonight. I'm painting the roses red.'

by Faye S January 10, 2010

Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker

A Bad Ass who paints and fucks mothers.

Jeff Vogelsong is a Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker!

by Jeff Vogelsong October 06, 2016

paint me green

Expression said when one has lost any bet regarding chicks.

You got your dick sucked first so go ahead and paint me green

by forver_undeadd March 14, 2009