Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.
Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.
by SomeRandomGayGuy January 14, 2019
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closet snatcher

any female who deliberately goes on the pull to entice guys to turn back straight
I love this new gay bar there are so many fit guys round here. Oh no look out there is a hot girl over there. She must be one of those "closet snatchers"!
by Madmordigon May 21, 2010
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closet hopper

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off
Mark is such a closet hopper
by Assclapper6969 July 05, 2019
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Closet Bandito

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
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Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
by Mr freeze September 26, 2017
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Closet Neo-Nazi

A person who is secretly a neo-nazi who perfectly blends with apolitical people or anyone. They use burner accounts to troll SJWs and anyone they oppose.
How do you identify a Closet Neo-Nazi? Ironic memes and shitposts. (May not be guaranteed)
by Ronald Lee November 07, 2023
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Honey Closet

Probably the coolest guy on the face of the planet, bar none!
Whoa, "Honey Closet is rad, dude"
by jeremy lukin October 04, 2010
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