I'm wearing capris

To not care, to not give a fuck.

A: Aye bro you just stepped on dog shit.

B: Bro, I'm wearing capris.

by Better ask somebody December 27, 2011

I'm so bored

me too why do you think I'm typing this

I dono I'm so bored

by neoooo February 26, 2019

I'm Fucking Stupid

When you make a mistake, and don't realize it till it's already over.

Wow, I'm fucking stupid. I should of listened to them.

by LilyFlowerWolf November 27, 2017

i'm so down

I'll do whatever. I'm ready to do whatever you suggest. Let's get together and do something.

One person says, "sup" the other says, "I'm so down" ... meaning, I'm ready to do whatever, or let's get together.

by pjmama January 30, 2018

i'm telling mom

The three scariest words of your childhood. Almost always made you panic and try to stop your sibling from telling on you.

Me: *hits brother*
Brother: I'm telling Mom!
Me: No, please, I'm sorry! I'll give you all my Starburst if you don't tell.
Brother: Fine.

by Corvus118 October 7, 2016

I'm Keeping you

Internet slang meaning the person likes you, and wants to talk to you more.

Internet boy1: I'm Keeping you, girl.
Internet girl1(Really a man): Oh, yay, boy!

by Moonbob Charlie June 27, 2008

I'm too sexy

a number one hit from early 1992 by the British techno-dance trio Right Said Fred. It's like the 1987 hit "Love Removal Machine" by the Cult. It's a catchy tune, and the lyrics are so unbelievably stupid, yet that stupidness factor is what makes the song so cool. The title phrase became a catch term. For instance: T-shirts came out that said "I'm too sexy for this shirt!"

1. I'm too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy for this shirt
So sexy it hurts!

2. I'm too sexy for the overrated movie "Titantic".

3. And I'm too sexy for this song.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007