hangy

the terd that is stuck on ur bunghole that u cant shake off, no mater how hard u try.

i finally had to wipe off this hangy i had last night

by U U July 12, 2006

Well hung

Having a large intellect

The nerd was rather well hung

by Gingy11111111111 September 7, 2013

Hung

When your tired but can't go to sleep because you did not masturbate

I'm tired Imma just go to sleep *turns off lights and tries to close eyes to sleep* (3 hours later and still is not sleep) Dang I mess be hung let me maturebate real quick (after finished sleeps like a baby)

by Donald ray June 24, 2016

Hungarian Breakfast

When a a tag along girl thats sexually obsessed with you sleeps over your house for the hundredth time in a row and you can't get rid of her so you the next morning you take a morning piss and the left over cum from your condom and mix in into the pan cake batter to serve to her.

Steven: Hey man, I heard Jess has been cock riding you all month.

Jimbo: Yeah, no worries, I gave her a Hungarian Breakfast yesterday.

Steven: WHAT?! Five points!

by Richard Monokolis May 12, 2010

Hung

Very funny guy, can make everyone and anyone laugh. Great storyteller. Always up for fun and adventure. Very carefree and social. Loves the outdoors and getting his hands dirty. The best kind of guy to have a beer with. The perfect role model for sportsmanship and team work. Thinks democracy and capitalism have failed. Would rather work for his parents and help out his family, than work a real job and make money. Has more friends than most, his friends love him dearly, and he would do anything for them too. Has many fans, and is very approachable. Has a mean side, and can be very apathetic and cruel if you cross him. Difficult for him to forgive and forget. Women quickly fall for him, and fall hard. Known for being a bad boyfriend, unless he's in love; then he's very sweet, considerate, loving, affectionate and loyal. Whatever he's interested in, he's passionate about. Very smart, not an intellectual, but excels academically without having to work hard. Extremely sexy, effortlessly handsome, and always leaves me wanting more ;) I love you Angrynammer, lots very <3

Hung: "You guys want to have a Joes vs. Pros volleyball competition?"
Friend 1: "Sure man. So the guys who play in a competitive league are Pros? And the ones who don't, or have never played at all, are Joes?"
Hung: "Well, it's really quite simple. You 'Pros' aren't considered pro just because you excel at volleyball. You aren't getting paid or playing at a professional level, you could be downright shitty. But the fact is you are PROS at LIFE. You have husbands/wives, kids, diapers, mortgages, diapers, jobs, responsibilities, sanity, self dignity, intelligence, kids, diapers and more kids (on the way?) and of course each other as lifetime friends/partners/team mates. In any case, this is why I think you guys are Pros. Because if you take a look at us Joes, we really have a long way to go before we reach Pro status. Especially long if you are specifically comparing intelligence, dignity and sanity. I think I speak for the Joes when I say it's great that you Pros can compete and yell at each other and at times look as if you actually hate each other but then pull together and win. Just like in life." *shotguns beer*

by CrazyWhiteGirl July 5, 2012

hungarian backrub

during the act of double penetration, the testicles of the male participants rub together in a back and forth motion.

we should change the angle everybody, this hungarian backrub isn't working for me.

by hungarian backrub maestro July 29, 2011

william hung cooking show

william hung cooking show is a cooking show where imitating william hung REALLY FUNNY!

dude have you heard of the william hung cooking show? it's awsome!

by J.J. DuDe September 25, 2006