hump possition

This is the position on which a male is on top of a female and banging her HARD
Daddy, let's get in the hump possition!
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HHNE Hump

1. A gay action performed by males of the HHNE population in which one male jumps on and violently attacks another male.

2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.
1. "Yo did you see what Akiva Mendel did to Ari Yakov? "
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"
by phoenixkidgabe December 30, 2013
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hump muffin

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.
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Dry humping

Dry humping is the act of not dipping your nuggets in sauce.
I wasn’t dry humping those nuggets cause they didn’t give me any sauce man
by 63rdjah March 31, 2023
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humpety hump

when 2 groups of mates have a contest to see who can hump mate eachothers faster
I wnted competition so I did a humpety hump
by TurtleDude87 May 14, 2009
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Hump day

Yo it's hump day tomorrow
by Fwaxll February 13, 2023
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Humped

Bro did you try one of those cookies?

Yeah man, they HUMPED
by corndog5 August 18, 2024
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