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Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014
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male hoe

1) Talks to a numerous amounts of women
2) Has sex with a numerous amounts of women
3) Believes hes a player yet got everyone fucked up
Ex) That male hoe not mine if he talking to Keisha, Megan and Theresa that's there man now. Stacey cant talk to male hoes that doesn't even mix
by $mullah June 5, 2014
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Robo-hoe

Robo-hoe: the more common slang version of robot-whore, referring to a non human, synthetic being that offers services in the world’s oldest profession.
Yo, did you see Joe bought himself a robo-hoe? I guess we won’t be seeing him around any time soon.
by Frankie’s Bones August 19, 2018
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Hoe duck

A female under the impression that she's a bright person. She might think she's right about everything. She can be a bit obsessive and delusional too. She looks like she's had a shit tone of heroin
"Mate did you hear Destiny talking shit earlier, I think she's losing it." "Yea bro she's a fucken hoe duck"
by Hoe Duck(by Adog) November 9, 2020
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hoe-zer

Someone who is in the act of being a hoe,poser,and a loser.
Bill"look at her tring to be all cool."
Me:"yeah what a hoe-zer."
by brittaney k-fed January 22, 2009
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travel hoe

similar to an art hoe, that hippyish and chill and loves adventures and travelling and shit and is also a hoe
that girl just got back from her fourth trip to europe with another new boyfriend, she's a total travel hoe
by pepeluvr420 June 28, 2015
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Glory Hoe

1. The designated bar hoe.

?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"

?? - "No."

?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."

2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.

"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."

3. George Washington's gardening hoe.

"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."
lol examples nigga Glory Hoe

Created by: Sean Mason Daniel Hillman Jason Schlack
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