Black History Month

A month were we honor blackness! All non-black people are required to pay their blacks friends $100 or more.
*Black person exists during black history month*
Non black kid: here’s $150
by Edub February 23, 2021
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Womens' history month

AKA March. The month where people, mainly feminists, WHICH CAN ALSO BE MALES, support Womens' contribution to history and society. Women back then were not allowed to vote and didn't have as many rights as men, but now it is 2021 and look at society! Women can vote and we even have a BLACK FEMALE vice president. Some men but not all out there may be sexist and oppose this, but overall Women, or everyone need to have a contribution to history and society. Focusing on women, there have also been successful and significant women such as Rosa Parks. Women are awesome and need to be significant in society.
Girl feminist: Girl today is Womens' history month. I hope it is a good month for us

Male feminist: Yo girls it is Womens' history month. Good job for all your womens' hard work and contribution to history and society

Girl feminist: Thank you, you are a very sweet feminist!
by Avocado2004 March 09, 2021
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mens history month

the month for men to get what ever he wants.
in mens history month the man should get what he ask for such as if he wants brain bless that man
by thaadonnn March 03, 2022
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Black History Month

A month devoted to African-Americans. A month that is well deserved. Some White people get angry because Blacks get a month all about them. Well, they really shouldnt because White people get all the rest of the year. In school, we learn about history. They should just rename is White history, because that is all we learn about. White people. I think that if someone is mad that Blacks get ONE month, they are very selfish. Black History Month is just the price that Whites have to pay for their ancestors being racist!
Black History Month, the one month that we get to learn about Black History in school!
by muzichick May 06, 2006
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Canada's History

A horrible sexual act involving 5 french speaking lumberjacks from Canada. The act involves all participating Canadians to cover themselves in scalding maple syrup, slathering it upon all areas and orifices of their bodies. Moose antlers are then used as giant dildos which can accomodate more than one Canadian at a time. These rough boney moose ticklers are quite rough and rectal bleeding is quite common. To finish this sexual act one Canadian is chosen at random to be bashed in the skull with the Stanley cup, subsequently rendering him unconcious, while the others ejaculate all over his bloody syrup covered body. The yelling of the phrase "Aye" is also common by the participating ejaculators.
The Canadian magazine "The Beaver" renamed itself to "Canada's History" to avoid online porn filters...How did they not know what It really meant...
by The Lumberjack Raper February 05, 2010
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Canadas history

A country that surley needs to grow a set And is a cluster fuck of debacles that is waisting the time of all em lil bitches in Canada.
Canadas history has Too many Mexicans in Canada and has a magazine called the "Beaver" fuckin fail . -.-
by Luvstosplooge February 05, 2010
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Canada's History

The sexual act of pouring maple syrup on your balls then waiting out side for some type of woodland critter to lick the syrup off your balls and then cum into the Stanley cup and mix it with maple syrup and repeat.
guy 1: Dude i just got a Canada's history by a squirrel \
guy 2: Aww man! I got mine from polar bear.
by ushouldtryit February 07, 2010
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