Crash Helmet Hottie

That hot little retarded girl that you see on the transit bus.
The one that looks like a retarded Barbie.

Hey Frank! I saw this amazing looking retard girl on the bus the other day....a total crash helmet hottie she was!

by jeffkinkaid March 17, 2010

Helmi stream

a group of stars belonging to a dwarf galaxy that was devoured by the Milky Way Galaxy in a phenomenon called galactic cannibalism.

Scientists have recently discovered a Jupiter-sized planet belonging to the Helmi stream.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

Corn On the Helmet

When engaging in anal sex, and the man pulls out his penis, discovering a piece of Corn on the tip of his dick(leftovers from her last's nights dinner) .

"This year, My New Years resolution is to give up corn. Even though my husband enjoys finding it, I still blush when he pulls his penis out of my ass and discovers an undigested piece of corn on the helmet."

by Bombbomb & Cheez December 3, 2007

helmet

when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.

that girl can give good helmet!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

helmet

"helmet" is a phrase used when visually appreciating a perticualry beautifull woman,normally of and all round great appearance.

"cor blimey look at the helmet over there,john me old mucker!"

by Trickygeezer August 6, 2006

blue helmet

A synonym for "retard" or "sped"

Also another term for the "extra most bestest" from little Caesars

"I saw some dude walk into a wall. He's such a Blue helmet"

Customer: can I have the extra most bestest?
Worker: can someone put a blue helmet in the oven?

by Shadowfade March 7, 2018

bishops helmet

The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.

He awoke with an erection and decided to beat or batter the bishop.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004