hand dooker

Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.
Friend: What happened with you and Julie?

"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead

" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".
by DJBELLTOWER June 04, 2014
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mandy hand

A very dry, sad, even painful handjob admistered by very chapped hands.
Sally gave me a $5 mandy hand behind the Taco Bell dumpster, but at least it was cheap.
by Dugan Champaign November 17, 2022
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vag in hand

a teen girl that is dating and teenaged boy that is much younger then her (3-4 years) she is ussually easy or desperate
i heard sarah and her 14 year old boyfriend broke up, because his friends were teasing him. But he had perfect vag in hand
by ash_xo_ox May 22, 2011
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Town hands

When you've been out and about all day and you haven't washed your hands
"Ew don't touch my food, you've got town hands"
by @Ivøriesofficial June 06, 2018
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hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.
I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.
by NomadicBu January 29, 2018
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Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).
Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.
by Jock Turner June 08, 2007
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no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.
1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.
by strathosphere November 20, 2010
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