When someone gives you a blow job to finish and then immediately shakes the hands of any jehovas witnesses or any person of a church knocking at your front door without washing their hands prior.
by GuitarGod2315 September 27, 2025
Get the Holy Handshakemug. Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.
by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023
Get the Canadian Handshakemug. One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.
by flexydevil May 8, 2023
Get the Hellish handshakemug. ; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.
"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."
by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025
Get the Bonobo handshakemug. When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.
I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.
by Colonel Stinkwater April 19, 2018
Get the english handshakemug. The common greeting by two human males who identify as being born between May 21 & June 21 where the two greet by the tips of their dicks touching.
Similar to docking, this is open to both circumcised and uncircumcised participants.
Approx 82% of Gemini Males will confess to having participated in the Gemini Handshake at least once in their lifetime!
Similar to docking, this is open to both circumcised and uncircumcised participants.
Approx 82% of Gemini Males will confess to having participated in the Gemini Handshake at least once in their lifetime!
I saw Lucky the other day, gave him the good old Gemini Handshake!
Hey Mitch! *dicks touch* Good to see you man!
Hey Mitch! *dicks touch* Good to see you man!
by Gemini Drummer August 24, 2025
Get the Gemini Handshakemug. When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020
Get the Canadian Handshakemug.