CANadian HandSHAKE

cunnalingus

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night

by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019

Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.

The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.

by nolabusch January 13, 2022

Holy Handshake

When someone gives you a blow job to finish and then immediately shakes the hands of any jehovas witnesses or any person of a church knocking at your front door without washing their hands prior.

Yeah, that priest didn't know he got a holy handshake from my wife...

by GuitarGod2315 September 27, 2025

Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.

Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?

by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023

Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.

"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."

by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025

Canadian Handshake

An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.

by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023

Italian handshake

Where your mum gives you a hand job to go to sleep

I loved the Italian handshake my older girlfriend gave me.

by GeneralHandshaker August 27, 2025