I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

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noose your goose

Shut your mouth

“Oi do one mate”

“Noose your goose bruv, this is my fucking house”

by Dented May 22, 2021

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silly little goose

Me. I am silly little goose.

Bird #1: who is silly little goose?

Bird #2: squawk.

Silly Little Goose: Me. I am silly little goose. *insert evil goose laughter*

by Silly little goose February 11, 2023

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The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).

They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.

by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018

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Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017

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The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.

“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.

by A7hena June 30, 2020

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