Frog

To sell something in China

I need some money so I am frogging my raptop

by Eric The Read September 8, 2010

Leap Frog

A Leap Frog is when you are giving a hot bitch the business up her tight ass and she jumps. Right before you shoot your load you ram your cock so far up her ass hole that she jumps to the ceiling like a rocket off your dick. Also, this is in conjunction with the strip of pain which is the cum residue leaking out of her hot ass.

Your reaming a hot bitch up the ass and right before you shoot your load you ram your cock so far up her ass hole that she jumps to the ceiling like a rocket off your dick which is a leap frog. Also, this is in conjunction with the strip of pain which is the cum residue leaking out of her hot ass.

by Hot Poker August 27, 2009

Frogasum

Getting Turned on and able to get an Orgasum or easily jerk off from your own or someone elses Afro.

That mans afro totally just gave me a Frogasum. Hold on while I go change.

by Jokertone77 January 9, 2011

le frog

a bad bad man, who pounces on young underage girls and licks their faces with his long sticky tounge

teacher:' arrest that man jumping like le frog.'
little girl: 'omg get off my face'

by ribbit_king May 18, 2009

if a frog had wings

That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.

Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...

by SKTom March 19, 2009

FROG

Acronym for "fucking ran out of gas," used especially in nursing homes to explain when an old man or lady dies.

"Did you hear about old lady Smith? She frogged last Tuesday."

by Redheadwriter March 28, 2007

frogged

Past tense of Frog -- to be kicked or punched in the testicles.

He tried rubbing up against me, so I frogged him.

by L'editrix June 1, 2007