February 22

A bitch was born

Its February 22! It’s graces birthday. She’s a real bitch

by SmartyPants763 November 2, 2019

February 19

It is well known that all children birthed on this day are destined to be raging homosexuals unless able to dunk on a 10ft goal by the 6th grade. No exceptions it’s just the facts.

Doctor - “My deepest apologies ma’am your son is due February 19 and your genes aren’t likely to give him any ups”

Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”

by NotASenatorNamedDave February 14, 2020

February 6th

you looked this up for a meme, didn't you ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

Tik tok follow me Carly516 February 6th is althw best day because it's mwa birthday

by Hi73737 October 27, 2019

February 22nd

The day my boyfriend was born HES such a bottom but it don’t matter he’s supper hot😫

February 22nd is the day all hotties are born

by Josephsboyfriend February 2, 2021

Fingerless February

Starting at 12am February 1st girls can't finger them selves for the entire month of February

Hey did you fail fingerless February?
No no no i can't wait till March to beat this pussy no dick no toy just fingers

by Duxks November 10, 2019

7th February

Play games all night with your friends Day!

Example
Girl1:Hey its 7th February today!
Boy1:so what?
Girl2:so what?
Girl1:it means that we need to play games all night!

by Nikki74622 February 2, 2021

8 February

Ghazal married.

08 February, Some like this day but not me.

by Farewell April 4, 2021