friend of chuck

one who has sexual relations with females far below the age of consent. generally females who have yet to reach puberty.

Did you hear about that middle school teacher who got thrown in jail? He was a friend of chuck.

by Jay Scat July 5, 2007

Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".

Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"

by Robdar102 January 1, 2008

friend collateral

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.

Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

Friend poach

The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)

Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe

by John McStephenson May 7, 2008

friend listed

When a guy likes a girl but the girl will only ever see the man as a friend

man: i asked lizzy out
bro: result?
man: no i've been friend listed
bro: better luck next time /b/rother

by Will is meeeeee May 14, 2011

Friend of Stefani

A code phrase to discreetly ask if someone is gay, using Lady Gaga's real name.

That guy is too cute to be straight. Do you think he's a "friend of Stefani"???????????

by Tassel July 20, 2011

Friend Wall

When you run out of people to find on facebook or other social media. Most likely you will find out this by trying to get more friends than a particular person by which you want to prove your better than them

Angry guy: Dude, im so pissed, i cant find anybody on facebook.
Guy 2: Man you hit your friend wall, and my mom has way more friends than you on facebook.

by poonmaster90 January 29, 2012