A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008
Get the [Cripple] [Football]mug. A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.
by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018
Get the Fantasy Footballmug. Football is a sport (no sh!t Sherlock)
It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi
It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi
by alexdevries January 5, 2022
Get the Footballmug. A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know
by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021
Get the varsity footballmug. by thecharacterwannie July 1, 2022
Get the Footballmug. Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.
Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"
Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
by Dionysus Carthage June 11, 2018
Get the Jamaican Footballmug. Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg
by уour mum April 2, 2025
Get the footballmug.