Carmel (NY) football is mostly known for their rivalry with The Mahopac Indians. Even though their rivalry is one sided most of the time with the Carmel Rams winning every year, they’re known for choking really f*cking hard in the playoffs against any team. All Carmel coaches are known well for their success. With their head coach obsessing over a Peanut Butter and Jelly, he is also talking about how his “weather machine” is on and well. The Rams are always mostly successful every year but they’re just known for choking on their coaches cocks and in the playoffs. Also they’re known for their insane fan section the “Carmel Crazies” as one of the most rowdy groups of them all but very disrespectful and annoying at times.
Coach: You know what week it is? PAC WEEK!
Player: Damn now I know how awesome it is to be in Carmel Football. (Not knowing that this week for practice is the most hell you can physically do in just a week)
Player: Damn now I know how awesome it is to be in Carmel Football. (Not knowing that this week for practice is the most hell you can physically do in just a week)
by JamJizzJoe October 14, 2018
When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.
by jimsnickery April 22, 2024
by WorldFootballPresident June 10, 2024
Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.
Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"
Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
by Dionysus Carthage June 01, 2018
by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021
You eat football food at a football game
by shutthefuckupfaggot February 08, 2010
by YourDeadMom27 December 16, 2019