Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

by Dr Ike August 12, 2011

Smashed her in the fish-pit

To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts

Nick: you get any last night?

Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........

Nick: nice :)

by Plazmaba11z May 21, 2016

National Filet o’ Fish Day

April 15th is when you protect and attack peoples asscheeks

I’m excited for National Filet o’ Fish Day

by ThatKidThatYouSeeInTheHalls April 11, 2019

discombobulated potato siopao fish

confused lazy white squishy mermaid thing

a pair of discombobulated potato siopao fish walked into the room,

by BellaTaeStanThx August 4, 2020

don't be jealous of a dead fish

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless

- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!

by trippy trip February 27, 2023

fishy dick

When you masterbait and fall asleep and the cumstain glues your dick to your balls. Upon getting it unstuck the reaking smell of fish unleashes from your genitals.

Man I jacked off last night watching friends because Jennifer Aniston was so hot but I forgot to clean myself up and I woke up to some fishy dick.

by Thirdleg_neD April 12, 2017

fishy cold placee

we all know the fishy cold place but apparently it is called some weird name like Sweden or something.

nerdy person: wait Where'd you get your chair from
normal person: oh from the fishy cold placee shop
nerdy person : where??
normal person: the one that begins with I and ends with a I think
nerdy person: oh IKEA??
normal person : yeah the fishy cold placee shop?
nerdy person: that's Swedish
normal person: huh?

by ITSNOTPIXIEE June 11, 2022