Alaskan Mud Flap

When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.

Bro 1: “Bro did you do the Alaskan Mud Flap?”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah man, my nuts are still sticky!”

by Big Boy Benjamin July 20, 2019

Bileqular Cow-flap

Slang word similar to the definition of bitch.
Slang word for bitch.
See bitch.

Oh my cod, you bileqular cow-flap!

by Boberta Spray August 18, 2008

Double flap snail

When someone slaps you arm once with each hand and then slides their hand under your arm and says double flap snail

Dude that was a gnarly double flap snail. ~S. Brown

by Middle breek brazy October 5, 2017

mississippi mud flap

is when you're doing a chick in the ass, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your balls just like a mud flap.

"Dude, i was nailing this chick in the ass and she gave me a Mississippi Mud Flap! So I did a Tony Danza on the bitch."

by xMCxWAMMERx213x June 10, 2009

pick and flap maneuver

The cure for a hot anchor. To execute the pick and flap maneuver, grasp your pants and underwear between your thiumb and forefinger near the hot anchor, pick (pull) the garments away from your butt cheek and gently flap the material so that it doesn't re-attach itself.

I had a serious hot anchor, so I had to do the pick and flap maneuver.

by Jim R. April 27, 2005

Brazilian Flap Jack

Occurs when, after cumming on your partner's chest, you gather the semen into a pool resembling a pancake on the griddle. You allow the cum to dry, then peel off the pancake and eat it (or, if you like, share it with your partner).

We thought about going out for breakfast, but decided to stay in and share some Brazilian Flap Jacks.

by DougD December 28, 2008

crusty vagina flap

When a woman goes without showering for a long period of time her vagine flaps develope a sort of crust that oderous. If this happens ladies, SHOWER IMMEDIETLY!

"Daayymm that chick i banged last night had a nasty case of crusty vagina flap!"

by B.J. Hurtz April 12, 2008