finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

by Idahospud July 4, 2014

Holy Fingers

The name you are entitled to after you finger a christian woman.

"Did you hear Gimmy has the holy fingers?"

by odorousnow April 23, 2016

finger peelie

A piece of skin peeling from your finger. The ones that hurt when you pull down. The skin that bleeds. Not a hang nail, a hang nail is a hanging nail.

This piece of skin hurtt mane. I hate getting finger peelies.

by yaya0704 April 29, 2021

finger banging

When you finger a girl and really get your whole torso into it. Lifting and slamming her up and down on the bed - until she has a riveting orgasm. Then you keep going, and add a little thumb action to the clit for an extended orgasm.

I was finger banging this chick until she creamed all over my bed. She came 3 times.

by TheRooster2011 August 12, 2011

Finger of God

Touching the finger of god usually takes a strong Hallucinogenic, but when achieved, one feels completely still in mind and heart, it's when the worries in life aren't answered but are sorted out to grasp in a new perceptive. Life is looked at with a lens of hope and honesty.The finger of god can be compared to enlightenment or in a theological sense, being born again.

Scott- hey, how you doing?

Brett- I don't know, I feel different...yet I feel the same...I'm confused...but happy...I feel Satisfied.

Scott-you my friend touched the finger of god last night!

Brett- I touched something, that's fo realllz

by HawtdadINhell February 14, 2012

finger penga

The act of sticking your finger up the arse of a stuffed penguin toy.

look mom, finger penga!

by de-pube July 22, 2021

booty fingers

you have booty fingers after arousing a man by hitting the g spot in his anus

man: wow your a talented finger dancer
girl: aww thanks but now i have booty fingers

by ofickle January 29, 2023