Evan montville

Evan is fucking retarded he is to loud and likes Minecraft ew what a nerd he must have aids or something, I have aids from having to listen to him he is also a man whore he grinds a lot in bio with this short bitch like what the fuck is even is her name she’s such a slut he is also has a small brain and is kinda gay I think idk.

Wow Evan montville what a queer jk unless.

by Dumbasshaha October 11, 2019

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Evan

To be a straight up motherfuckin thug, a very sexy or attractive man. A very muscular person who is very smart person who outwits many people. A manipulative genius who's life goal is to be wealthy. A person whom is very good in bed.

Oh i wish i could sleep with that man i heard hes very evanly.

by Silver Krueger May 14, 2018

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evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot

Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .

by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018

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Evan

A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"

by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018

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