Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023

English, I know that

A phrase used when someone stutters so badly that it seems like their first language (In this obvious situation, English) is unrecognizable to their self.

"Hey Mil!"
"Hey Robert."
"Did you see the-th-the uh- the- er- uh- woah- English, I know that-"
"It's okay Robert... it's okay."

by Cheese cakepop September 6, 2023

english thot

A thot in Ms tucker's 5th period class
A bitch that try to fw any nigga in her sight of vision
She has a nigga yet still manages to suck more dick than Riley Reed
Please if u have any brain cells you will avoid this mega thot at all times
If she tries to hop on your meat run as fast as you possibly could

Yo nigga does you fw english thot"
Hell naw nigga virginity rocks"

by Daddy dave dont tell anyone October 17, 2019

The English Slanguage

The English slanguage is composed of all the words or phrases that aren't really words, yet get used on a regular basis through either texting or talking. For example, "brah" or "legit" or "no cap" are part of slanguage.

Dude, they really need to make a dictionary for the English slanguage. Half the time I don't know what people are talking about.

All the cool kids talk in slanguage, no one uses proper grammar any more.

by SuperSavannah October 22, 2019

English

A moroccan slang that means to stop saying bad moroccan words like: zabi(dick),weld l9a7ba(son of a bitch)....

Zakaria:bro stop speaking english in my neighborhood it's shameful

by FreeBoi931 December 3, 2020

Englishing

working/writing/speaking with a lack of motivation in regards to the English language

Student 1: I should be Englishing but I'm lazy

Student 2: Love that for you

by DaVinky December 3, 2020

English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole

Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.

by RapeVictim December 22, 2020