Ei mon

One who is very unique and fun to be with, always concerned, one that you will have unconditional love for.

OMG! Dude you're lucky to have Ei Mon

by deep love December 25, 2016

one eyed champ

a penis a dick ,a japan eye

he was exercising the one eyed champ

by Savodongburger November 20, 2020

Stink Eyed Hippo

The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.

Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!

Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.

by dan_gleewang January 13, 2021

fanny eyed

It is the look that you get when you have scranned a zoot pastel.

wow your fanny eyed you lad.

by mobeena_113 February 3, 2021

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Brown Eyed Butterfly Kiss

The act of rubbed your butt with another persons butt while being lathered with soap. Much like a butterfly kiss but with buttcheeks.

my boyfriend gave me a brown eyed butterfly kiss in the shower, he is so sweet.

by Stoctopus March 16, 2021

snake eyed turtle fuck

used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word

"You snake eyed turtle fuck"

by eyed turtle March 27, 2021