Double Solitaire

When you masturbate once, then immediately masturbate again with the other hand.

My blind date didn't end well, so I went home and gave myself a double solitaire.

by Guest53472 July 02, 2016

Double Bitch

A son of a bitch who is also themselves a bitch.

I went to the grocery store and this guy took the last box of lucky charms right as I began to reach for them. We locked eyes and he basically ran away. He didn't even have the balls to apologize. What a double bitch.

by Gatocatchumalos September 04, 2017

double gifing

When you send two gifs in a row in a text message. As frowned upon as double dipping your carrot back into that creamy ranch, don’t do it!

Brian needs to choose one gif and go with it, stop double gifing us in the group text

by Malbowlory August 05, 2020

Double Highness

The intense feeling of increased highness due to copious amounts of sex.

Hey man, I ate an edible and I was really high. And then we had sex, and reached peak double highness.

by AsianMatt December 27, 2020

Double doo

When you think all your shits out but then another pound comes in heavy

Dude, last night i thought i was finished, but then i had a double doo!

by Ncg13 April 16, 2017

Double beanbag

When you put 2 dicks in a pussy and the pussy molds itself to fit them

Yo, she had a total double beanbag!

by Dondonwas November 03, 2016

Double Micromanagement

When your boss and your boss's boss both are overmanaging the same issue.

Boss's boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
...shortly after that...
Boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
Previously-happy-go-lucky employee: "assholes. Stop that double micromanagement"

by happy-go-lucky employee February 26, 2013