Dirty Clive

when an older sick low life scumbag goes to Sears mens bathroom and proceeds to drill holes in the stalls to sneak a peak of another mans meat while they urinate

I was at Sears using the bathroom to take a wicked piss and I noticed next to me was an eyeball glancing over at my meat package giving me the Dirty Clive.

by Pole30 March 15, 2008

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Dirty Martha

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).

I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.

by Naughty Counselor October 24, 2008

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Dirty Irene

A sexual act between two women where one woman rubs her breast(s) on the vagina specifically the clitoris of the other woman.

Woman: I never did oral on a chick but I did trib and dirty irene with one.

by madmeszel June 21, 2014

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dirty candy

The hottest, sexiest one around A true goddess DirtyCandy will be the one to rock your entire world. You better keep your Dirty 7Candy to yourself, if not your a fool, her dangerous but oh so sexy eyes will keep you in a trance. And oh what them lips do explosive sexual desire beyond belief. Dangerous but irresistible Everyone wants her so you better be doing your job or someone will kindly do it for you.Candy is a rare breed no other can even come close. Candy loves to please her mate in any way they desire, Candy is definitely the best you will ever have. Think twice before letting go, you'll never find another to do the things lime Candy does!

I CANT GET ENOUGH, DIRTY CANDYS MY ADDICTION

by Dark goddess May 17, 2019

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