Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019

Daddy Dildo

A massive penis used by horny women. usually in the shape of their favorite porn star or boyfriend.

Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!

by Discumbobulated November 19, 2021

Dildo Dick Combo

When the male is wearing a strap-on on his ass and he has a male or female on each side and is penetrating both with his penis and strap-on; greatly exaggerating the thrust so you get good action on both sides.

Gabe, paired with John and Johniffer has a great time using the Dildo Dick Combo.

by Gabriel Liedel November 25, 2019

dildo bucket

The discard box for cleaning after dildos and other sex toys are used

"Brendon, you should practice good hygiene by cleaning out your dildo bucket right away after use"

by RedPanda3 May 07, 2020

Dildo Buttkins

When you are high AF and watch LOTR with your bros.

Dildo Buttkins is a cummin’!

by PeenInDaMouf April 27, 2021

Hamster dildo

Kinny in a definition

Its a hamster and a dildo put together.

It makes the hamster dildo. New invention

by Kinnythedildo September 26, 2017

Dildo Male

A modern, sex-positive man who embraces vulnerability and rejects toxic masculinity. Open, confident, and comfortable with pleasure and emotional honesty.

"Dude, you are such a dildo male."

"Yo gary over there is a total dildo male

by Tomkhek May 24, 2025