post birthday depression

The period during the aftermath of your anniversary upon which you realise that you are once again ordinary. Just another day of time, just so happening to mark your date of birth on an annual scale on the Gregorian Calendar. Ill feelings of trepidation and longing for the past are symptoms. Everyone gets post birthday depression once a year, unless you are born on February 29 and get it once every four years.

Abigail had post birthday depression after her birthday, so I proceed in making her cum.

by Birthday boy February 20, 2009

Smiling depression

This is not mostly known among people...but this is when your suffering depression and hides it with a smile...the fake smile is like your audience mask and you take it off when your by yourself...this type of depression if more dangerous than other types because most type don't have the energy to actually do it...but when people have smiling depression they actually plan it out and we'll try it...

This girl can be smiling and laughing but behind her mask she can be suffering from smiling depression...she can be broken and crying out for help...but how do we know what's she's carrying?

Don't judge people by there smiles....the prettiest smile hides the deepest secret...the prettiest eyes had cried the most...the kindest hearts have felt the most pain...

by Twenty Øne llamas July 4, 2016

post pootum depression

The feeling of melancholy, listlessness or disappointment following a particularly enjoyable bowel movement.

What's the matter Shane?
Oh nothing Sara, just a case of post pootum depression.

by Shane O'Grady August 23, 2007

postfartum depression

Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.

The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.

by The Glandsman's Apprentice January 17, 2008

post-pwnage depression

Depression caused or ensued by the action or result of being pwned.

After receiveing the beating of a life time, Jim experienced post-pwnage depression.

by venomfx April 24, 2006

Post Warped Tour Depression.

that day, week, or month after Vans Warped Tour when you realize the best day of your summer is gone and you have to wait another year to have it again, and you feel sad because you want everyday to be Vans Warped Tour.

"Why is she crying?"
"She has Post Warped Tour Depression. "
"LOL, what's dat?"
"She realized warped is over and it won't come back till next year!"

by -l1ttl3m3rm41d July 24, 2011

post-party depression

the low you hit after a great party

dan: dude, why you so bummed? that party was great!
john: just post-party depression

by kitty!! December 27, 2009