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Therapy Dave

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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jammer Dave

Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.
Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh
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Dave

"Hey Ron hows your cat, Dave?"
"Dave isn't real Sadie"
by Lateachehead November 7, 2023
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Stripey Dave

A large weird IT guy who has a penchant for large stripey designer shirts. Abnormally cheery and has a food fixation.
New Member of Staff: Who's that big chick in a Mu-Mu?

Experienced Member of Staff: What do you mean 'chick'? That's 'Stripey Dave' from IT, he has a penchant for large Mu-Mu like designer shirts...
by AnonSD November 10, 2010
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The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.
The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -
by DarkAlman March 15, 2021
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Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it
I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!
by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023
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Suck it dave

Typically used as a triumphant call when you out fish everyone else on the lake
Chris yelled "suck it dave" as he again caught the most and largest fish of any others, especially Dave.
by Hidinbiden May 24, 2021
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