Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Dave Mustang

What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang

I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

It was Dave

When something goes wrong in the work place even though Dave might not be there you will always say. It was Dave I seen him do it.

When the titanic sank it was Daves fault

by Night-crew December 15, 2021

Dave

This name is used for people heavily addicted to squirrels.

Dave: SQUIRREL!
Alex: Chill Dave its only a squirrel.

by .iausdgbfyuihjbsdvfuisdhfvb August 18, 2021

Dumpster Dave

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(opposite sex: Dumpster Diane)

That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave

by otg3 February 12, 2021

Daved Bavid

a very cool david who just awesome in every way, and is able to get any girl he wants.

Did you hear about Daved Bavid's girlfriend? She has awesome tits.

by david is me July 23, 2022