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fon-don't

A tragic fondue error. While at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don't.
Keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. She committed a major fon-don't.

Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.

Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.
by SoniaSunshine March 10, 2008
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I don’t want to talk about it

When someone says something that reminds you of something that is currently making you sad, and you reply “I don’t want to talk about it” but most of the times they reply with “can you please tell me?”
This often leads to people just saying “I’m fine” instead of expressing their true feelings.
Person 1: I heard you broke up with zack. I also heard that they shut down the chipotle near your house. And your dog died. Are you okay?
Person 2: I don’t want to talk about it.
Person 1: please tell me?!
Person 2: wtf.
by Whyidontdate May 21, 2018
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I Don’t Feel So Good

1. The phrase in which we all suffered extreme trauma.

2. A phrase some would use in order to torture us.
1. “Mr. Stark? I don’t feel so good.”

*hyperventilating violently which tears streaming down face* “DAMMIT PETER!”

2. Friend: *coughs slightly* “I don’t feel so good.”

*cries* “No... Peter.”

Friend: “who the hell is peter?”
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I Don't Give a Care

Bill: I'm gonna snog your mom.
Jeff: I don't give a care.
by Joe Ivy June 12, 2019
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Don’t rate

Means someone or something don’t respect you
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I'm the one you don't fuck with

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.
Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O
by dogottsel August 27, 2013
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I don't even

A phrase originating on the internet used to express complete and utter shock or not knowing what to say
Person 1 : OH MY GOD A CAT IS PULLING A WATERMELON OUT OF A SPACESHIP
You: OMG WHUT I DON'T EVEN
by QUIIIII October 21, 2009
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