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Diamond Pencil

Wanna be stabbed by my diamond pencil?
by Yikers173 November 6, 2019
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Melanin Diamonds

A black woman owned meme/spam account that’s known for her
Person 1: Did you see what Melanin Diamonds posted today?
Person 2: No that b*tch blocked me
by Belivs June 25, 2021
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California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.
“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”
by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023
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Diamond Wagon

Famous youtuber
Nice guy
Not playboy
Has crazy friends
Omg is that diamond wagon?
by Diamond Wagon November 29, 2019
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Four of diamonds

Viagra - comes from the appearance of four tablets on the foil-wrapped card. Also punning on British girl band Four of Diamonds
'How can that old guy manage it with that young chick?'
'He's playing the four of diamonds.'
'Doing it with the Four of Diamonds must be fun!'
by DippiusDappus July 24, 2020
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Diamond Block House

An object that is very valuable, but is very pointless and/or overpriced.
Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?

Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.
by Whalosaur July 15, 2023
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Diamond dial

Dude Diamond dial (insert name) over the presidential election
by JEld October 25, 2022
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