december 21

any girl you know has to send you a nude

“hey, know what date it is?”

“December 21, why?”
“you have to send a nude”
“fine (sends nude)”

by big willy woman December 21, 2024

December 26th

Make your boyfriend cum day

BF: “Hey babe it’s December 26th”
GF: “ oh yeah, let me make you cum”

by Nebster5000 December 24, 2024

December 25th

the day you send your bf naughty christmas photos

on december 25th I sent him pictures his mother wouldn’t approve of.

by fluffy.penguin.37 December 25, 2024

december 2nd

national MARC day 🩷💚💜💙

random: “yo, it’s december 2nd!!”
guy: “what’s december 2nd?”
random: “it’s national MARC day bro!!!”

by stanleybarbersimp May 24, 2025

December 25

Justin Trudeaus birthday, also, ITS CHRISTMAS

Wake up! It’s December 25!

by Anttonedodeson June 7, 2025

December 27th

This is the day you eat cookies (I don't make the rules) whether it's leftovers from holidays- Hanukkah, Christmas. Homemade, or even store bought. Heck, even if you found it on the ground. (Do not eat it if 5 secs passed.)
So enjoy your cookie day.

⚠️ must eat a cookie, or you'll have 5-7 days bad luck. Eating a cookie gives you 5-7 days of good luck. That's just a Legends though..a cookie legend.

Person 1 "bro I had so many sweets from the holidays.. I don't think I could have another, I'm sweet over loaded!"*sign*

Person two "have a cookie..."*shoves a cookie in his hand*

Person one "what -.. didn't you hear what I just said -

Person two "it's December 27th, cookie day. If you don't eat a cookie it's bad luck for a week."

Person one "fine.."*noms on cookies*

by afellowWeeb_mha October 13, 2025

December 20th

Official rape your homeboys day!

“Omg it’s December 20th? You know what that means homeboy of mine!”

by Baglover220 December 17, 2025