king dave

th coolest man to ever live aka my dad
‘king dave is so cool
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king dave

the coolest bloke to ever live.
king dave is extra cool!
by poopooassass70 December 21, 2021
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Dave has had s just just

Hey babe how h ?Hvv v b b JH be very very GG good good good good gg ! Very vtvv v b b hug; fever DC SC eg df
I Dave has had s just just died.
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Dave’s fire finger

Having a “Dave’s hot chicken” Reaper chicken strip pushed onto your anus trying to get as much of hot seasoning to remain as possible. Your partner then uses the “Dave’s sauce” to lick off the seasoning, generally slowly, to cause it to burn both participants.
“Hey can we stop and get some chicken strips later? I want you to give me Dave’s fire finger.
by GMTX January 05, 2025
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Skinny Dave

A 'Skinny Dave' is the epitome of a tall handsome nerdy man.

He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.

But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.
Skinny Dave is better than you.
by ShelleyBean369 September 15, 2022
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Dave Carleton

A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.
Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.
by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013
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Dave Freeborn

the crustiest of the punk rockers
Dude i cant even get into the liquor store with all these dave freeborns everywhere!
by Eric Rigsby July 31, 2018
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