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Satans cum

When you bite into a pizza roll and the scorching hot sauce burns your tongue. That sauce is satan's cum.
Careful, those pizza rolls are full of satans cum.
by Eriic099 February 4, 2013
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cum pistol

A deformed penis, the pelvic muscle underneath extends resembling a pistol like shape.
"Bob I dont know what the bulge in your pants is... is that a cum pistol?"
by Edzik June 30, 2008
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Unicorn Cum

A shot created by some bad to the bone bartenders in College Station. It is copied in name alone, but only a select few know how to properly make it. It is not blue, purple, or red. It looks like a kamikaze and tastes like rainbows dancing across your tongue. After two, you might even slap a leprechaun.
I would like 3 unicorn cum shots please.
by Aggie05 September 10, 2011
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cum crash

The sensation of extreme fatigue after blowing your load after sex or masturbation.
"I'm so exhausted; I can't move a muscle. I love sex but hate the cum crash afterwards."
by youwillsaywow March 25, 2010
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Cum Tissue

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.
Maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue!
by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010
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Alan Cumming

A multi-talented but very underrated Scottish actor with a voice like honeyed velvet and beauty that none can match.
I saw Alan Cumming as Floop in "Spy Kids."

Alan Cumming hosted the 2015 Tony Awards with Kristen Chenowith.

Alan Cumming is a silver fox.
by talkcummingtome August 30, 2016
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