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crusty musty dusty

that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands
girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat
by ahaha_slay_yee November 8, 2022
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Crusty

Annoying,bothering,Irritating,Aggravating, agitated
Your so Crusty!
by Celeste May 30, 2016
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Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.
I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.
by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016
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Crusty

1. Very Ugly
2. Having Much Acne
3. Having Lots Of Ash
"SO CRUSTY! Get some lotion!"
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Crusty Blowback

When you're simply too lazy or poor to get more tissue so you pick up some old crusty tissue out the bin to blow your nose on so you don't have to move or buy tissue.
"Hey man you still got that cold?"

"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "

OR

"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"
by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017
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crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)
Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"
by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015
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crusty ray charles

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.
John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?

Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.
by Fishlipss May 11, 2014
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