Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010

Death eating a cracker

A person who is too thin

That anorexic model looks like death eating a cracker.

by Pittguy1971 June 20, 2015

unsalted cracker

Uptight white person whos life is all work and no play and probably parts his hair.

The rich people across the street are unsalted crackers

PS:This is in no way hateful, I am white.

by KCJWhellz December 11, 2004

cracker box

In ebonics, a neighborhood that is full of white people.

This muthafukka come rollin up in here in his Jaguar tryin to cop neva been outta tha crakka box in his entire life.

Don't call me an Uncle Tom. The only reason you say I live in the cracker box is because you live in the ghetto, brother.

by sc0ner June 16, 2010

clit cracker

Some one who damages or breaks your clit, basically someone who doesn't know how to treat a clit.

Ouch! did you just crack my clit, don't tell me you are a clit cracker?

by japseye September 19, 2007

cracker snacker

1.a cannabilistic person who eats white people

2. a person who enjoys crackers ( the actual food) and eats them on a daily basis

3. a ryhming derogatory term for white people

1 Black Guy: The plane going to kansas has crashed. I'm going to become a cracker snacker to survive.

2 Bob: I love crackers, they are very tasty especially when covered with cheese.I am a total cracker snacker.

3 Black Guy: Did you see that, that god damn cracker snacker tried to hit me with his tennis ball.

by epain February 17, 2009

cracker

a white person ;)

you cracker

by fjiopwjatiw June 12, 2011