Is an employee who has worked at Comcast for their entire professional career and believes Comcast is better than sliced bread in everything they do! The Kool Aid is drank on a daily basis!
Mike is a Comcaster, only take in about 50% of what he says as he drinks daily from the corporate Kool Aid!
by broberts22 December 17, 2019
Get the Comcaster mug.Coastal Middle school is a shitty dump and a poor excuse for a school. Coastal is known for it's juuling and fights, as well as its many scandals. Coastal is an "IB" school, so its principal tells everyone that it is a good school when, its actually not. But do whatever makes you happy I guess, Ms. Shooter Jones ( :
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by pixelcrystals January 18, 2020
Get the coasted mug.A governmental failure or dumpster fire that is directly tied to the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020.
Also, a major industrial financial set-back or business failure that is directly tied to the 2020 pandemic.
Also, a major industrial financial set-back or business failure that is directly tied to the 2020 pandemic.
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Person A: Did you see the government pandemic briefing yesterday? WTF was that?
Person B: I know, right? The whole thing was a covastrophe - I don't think a single person knows what they are doing!
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Friend #1: I just got back from the grocery store and a package of pork chops are up $8.99 per pound this week - and you can only buy two packages? What is going on?
Friend #2: It's been all over the news! The whole meat packaging industry is experiencing a complete covastrophe!
Person A: Did you see the government pandemic briefing yesterday? WTF was that?
Person B: I know, right? The whole thing was a covastrophe - I don't think a single person knows what they are doing!
Example 2 -
Friend #1: I just got back from the grocery store and a package of pork chops are up $8.99 per pound this week - and you can only buy two packages? What is going on?
Friend #2: It's been all over the news! The whole meat packaging industry is experiencing a complete covastrophe!
by misterdos May 16, 2020
Get the covastrophe mug.Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war
Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020
Get the Coast Guard mug.The unique type of prolonged procrastination that occurs during the Covid-19 global pandemic, wherein all the great ideas that you finally have the time to do get put off for months at a time.
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