Coffee Cock Block

a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.
Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.
by jbnewengland June 13, 2010
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Coffee cup philosopher

A person who recites the sayings from coffee cups and acts like they have figured out the meaning of life
by Livinthelife May 28, 2015
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overburned coffee beans

A way of making the sugar in the coffee bean caramelize so that the coffee tastes stronger in a weak brew. This way you can make coffee with less beans or beans of a lesser quality. A trick used in the fast food industry and by Starbucks. If you drink it pure you will taste a burned, charred flavor, but if you mix it with steamed milk and add lots of corn syrup it will taste better and stronger and thus fooling the client letting him/her believe he/she is drinking a better coffee than he/she actually is.
Gourmet coffee doesn't need overburned coffee beans.
by Howard Schultz October 04, 2008
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toasted coffee skins

The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.
Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.
by jaketlb September 15, 2009
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cream in my coffee

A Black person who dates a white person (usually a Black Woman and a White Man).

Started widely in use after "Waiting To Exhail"
Sheashea has a little cream in her coffee. She started dating the mailman about a week ago.
by The Army of Teh July 26, 2005
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coffee slut

A woman who forces all the matches she finds on dating sites and considers dating to first meet over coffee to complete the preliminary interview process.
She was such a cute, blue-eyed blond in her profile pic. Yet, she looked so much older when we met and the coffee slut finally admitted that the photo was way more than five years old when it was taken.
by stlsrching April 16, 2011
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chicago coffee cock

Verb- when a women drinks coffee and leaves it in her mouth while giving a man oral sex. Often times this is accompanied by a sprinkled doughnut around the genitalia of the man.
While drinking her starbucks, jill gave jack some incredible chicago coffee cock to start the off his week.
by chicagocoffeecock August 07, 2010
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