Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.

"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"

by The Brown Beast July 19, 2012

chocolate starfish

A chocolate starfish refers to ones Anus. If you were to bend over, and look into a mirror you anus would appear to be in a brown, starfish shape.

d00d i totally fingered my chocolate starfish last night!

by Programmer01 January 13, 2008

Butt Chocolate

Shit, poop, crap, etc. Smells nice, tastes even better.

"Hey I just made fresh butt chocolate. Got to the bathroom and take a look."

by SaltySusan September 8, 2020

chocolate surprise

When you are having anal with a girl, and she gets shit on your dick. So you pull a "slip" shove it in her pussy real quick to get the shit off. Then finish the anal. So next time she goes to check out her vagina, she'll find a chocolate surprise.

Did you hear that bitch scream? Must be a chocolate surprise.

by Tom Clancey February 7, 2004

Chocolate Snowflake

After anal sex, reaching in and collecting, then flicking, the resulting deposit across the back of your partner.

Mary's back was covered in chocolate snowflakes after I gave her a pounding last night.

by Asher Hunter August 22, 2007

chocolate ring sunday

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon

'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'

by chubs mcfag January 6, 2008

Chocolate Bear

A term of endearment, to be directed (by a white female) towards a black male

White girl: "Priestly is my chocolate bear, I love him!"

by Blackcat16 March 7, 2010