cock-throttle

Someone that is consistantly on an endevour to go hard at being a wanker in all aspects of life.

"My gosh Ian is being a cock-throttle right now, I sure wish he would get his hand off it."

by 0xford May 23, 2016

cock smitten

a female who is enraptured by the penis of a (new?) lover.

she's totally cock smitten

by Douglas J. Hill May 2, 2008

cock looker

One who enjoys looking at another's genitals and judges their attractiveness. However, a cock looker, does not take his visual needs into action and will only look but not touch. Be carful because Identifying one could be challenging because often times they may use binoculars to disguise their need to look at cocks.

1. While talking to Zack I noticed him smiling and looking at my cock... He must be a cock looker.
2. The beezos don't appreciate cock lookers

by Bezzos' May 20, 2016

crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Cock-Corn

A tin of popcorn that your boss puts his hands in after he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands.

Amber: Are you going to have some popcorn?
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'

by JD DICKS December 23, 2009

cock sprung

Female verison of pussy whipped

Linny can't leave Sergio because she's "cock sprung."

by rhcie August 17, 2016

the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012