An umbrella term referring to the various Christian sects of the USA (and especially the Bible belt) that hate poor people and foreigners.
Joe the Plumber: "God doesn't want my taxes going to Obamacare. God helps those who help themselves."
Joe's kid: "But Daddy, the Bible says we have to help poor people."
Sane person: "Never mind Joe. He's an American Christian."
Joe's kid: "But Daddy, the Bible says we have to help poor people."
Sane person: "Never mind Joe. He's an American Christian."
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Get the American Christian mug.A school for parents to shelter their kids from the scary gays, atheists, and the outside world in general. You’ll be expelled if you’re gay. Don’t think of having different opinions at this place. Has unreasonable teachers with biases about students. It’s worse than a public school. Also has basic white girls that spend daddy’s money on Starbucks. 90% rich kids and 10% poor. If you’re rich, you’ll be good in this school. If you’re poor, it’s a bad time.
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Get the christian rap mug.Called the "chameleon of his generation", he's basically one of the bloodiest best actors alive today. he can play an emaciated insomniac or a psychotic yuppie, and can even pull off wearing a bat suit. he can also pull off any accent in the english language. did i mention he is incredibly gorgeous? when he's not starving himself for his movies, that is.
Except on the internet, he's drastically underrrated and underexposed. Has major roles in Empire of the Sun, Batman Begins, American Psycho, the Prestige, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There.
Except on the internet, he's drastically underrrated and underexposed. Has major roles in Empire of the Sun, Batman Begins, American Psycho, the Prestige, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There.
Christian Bale is not just way more orgasmic than Leo Dicaprio, he's also a much better actor. Not to mention he doesn't look like a little girl, despite being over 30.
If the world was fair, Christian Bale would have been nominated ten times for an Oscar by now.
If the world was fair, Christian Bale would have been nominated ten times for an Oscar by now.
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2. a diversion genre of music to distract young, restless, and confused Christians from their real religion.
2. a diversion genre of music to distract young, restless, and confused Christians from their real religion.
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Get the christian rock mug.Someone with meaning in their lives. Someone who can feel God's presence, and know without proof that he exists everywhere. Someone who realizes that Evolution is just a theory, and has many more flaws than Christianity. Someone who knows that God sent his son to die for his creations, and yet those creations torment and refuse to beleive he even exists, and takes no pleasure in sending his people to hell. To those who say Christians are stupid, realize that real christians will help everyone they can, and be willign to give up all they have. A christian is somebody who realizes that a little faith can go a long way. Someone who fears God so they don't have to fear anything in life. a complete person. A Christian embodies love. A person who does not hate, no matter what.
Homeless person: sir, do you have any money to spare
Christian: No.. you need not money, you need food. Here, follow me to the nearest restaurant and buy whatever you like, on me.
Christian: No.. you need not money, you need food. Here, follow me to the nearest restaurant and buy whatever you like, on me.
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