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Dutch Chopstick

A sexual act where the man cums in the anus and then inserts his fingers and removes the specimen, he then feeds the victim his man juice.
Man I gave this girl a mad Dutch Chopstick last night.
by Yimbo McMirran July 13, 2011
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Chapstick

A code word among high schoolers meaning "Marijuana".
Mostly used when talking about such in a class full of snitches and teachers and/or campus security.

Also, fun to see the looks on other people's faces around you when you ask a friend if they've got "Chapstick" or yell that you need some.
Person 1: "Dude... My lips are so dry, I haven't had any chapstick in weeks..."

Person 2: "Yeah? That sucks bro... I heard John's got some though. We should hit him up later for it."

Person 1: "Totally."
by Rachel Shmee October 24, 2011
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chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who falls somewhere between a lipstick lesbian and a bull dyke lesbian. Sporty, somewhat to very feminine, not into a lot of makeup (hence the chapstick) but you can still tell it's a girl.
That girl is really cute in a 'girl next door' kind of way. Wait is she holding that girl's hand? Oh, she's one of those chapstick lesbians.
by wilsoner August 10, 2009
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Fish and Chips

1. a traditional English dish of breaded fish fingers and chips (fries) wrapped in newspaper

2. A phrase synonymous with "What an idiot". Comes from situations in which someone does something so unfathomably stupid that the only logical explanation for their actions is that they have fish and chips for brains.
1. Oh man, mum made fish and chips last night, it was so tasty!

2.

Dudebro: Hey, hold my beer and watch this!
Sensible Person: No. You're just gonna hurt yourself doing something stupid.
Dudebro: Nah, come on!
*Dudebro attempts to jump a ledge on his skateboard and ends up landing balls-first on a railing*
Sensible person: Fish and chips...
by Deirdre Nightshade August 28, 2010
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chips

Roots in the old TV show starring Eric Estrada. Meaning when a car has a spectacular crash, as they did on said show.
"Man, did you see that car CHiPs into that wall?!"
by Noahphex April 29, 2005
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barbeque chips

when a guy eats a girl out while she is on her period, getting blood all over his face. He then lets the blood dry, peels it off, and eats it.
Hay-balls-Hey t-bags are you gonna eat r-hole's barbeque chips tonight?
by m-yeh March 8, 2007
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as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.
£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!
by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008
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