check hostage

Waiting for your bill at a restaurant, and it's taking forever. You're a check hostage

I'm stuck here at the table waiting here, I'm that waitress has us check hostaged.

by bippi April 4, 2015

screen check

A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.

"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."

by DissyTee18 May 3, 2014

checking the cobbler

to drink or get drunk

Yo dawg u wanna go check the cobbler alittle; I'm checking the cobbler

by who r u to be askin me that May 14, 2011

Shit check

Your takin a shit 😂

Friend: wyd
Me: shit checkk😌

by Wisesmokes December 30, 2021

Preflight check

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..

"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"

by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012

aight check

another way of saying ok, or alright

jimie: I'll cash out the $10 so we can go to Popeyes
Damon:aight check

by Top Inez June 21, 2020

Chedder Check

(v.) To check the vaginal region for vagina cheese. Can alternatively refer to checking the penis for smegma.

Recomended as a visual inspection before going down, although a olfactory indicator is normally the first clue to a cheesey treat in your future.

Her? She's nasty! If you're planning on eating out, you've better chedder check that pussy!

by SSHWEET April 7, 2005