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cell-u-larogenouos

The act of achieving a heightened state of sexual arousal by placing your vibrating cell phone on or near any of either yours or your partner's erogenous zones.
I have to say that my girlfriend is one of the most cell-u-larogenous people I know. She knows just when and where to place her vibrating cell phone on my body.

I was so lonely the other night, I had to get cell-u-larogenouos.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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Cellaerial Failure

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass
john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there

tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone

john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009
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Cell-bow

a pain felt in the elbow during extremely long conversations while using a cell phone. Pain can alternate between elbows as you switch from one hand to the other.
"Gotta go man. My Cell-bow is acting up again. Call you back in a few hours"
by Sir Gregory Peppercorn January 23, 2010
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Cell phone rummaging

When a sexual partner goes rooting around through your phone looking for shit to get pissed off at you about.

Be it contact with a friend they don't like or a past encounter your trying to catch up with.
Maggie: Why's Georgio pissed at you?
Susan: I left my phone at his place.
Maggie: Did that dumb ass go cell phone rummaging again?
Susan: Yes! and I was talking with my ex Troy about completely innocent things.
by ballsinthewind June 23, 2010
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Celestus

1) a wiseass
2) a person whose repertoire is full of witty responses
3) a person who can shut you up with what they say
1) "It all comes down to the dymanic interaction of the intermediate variables of the DH345 rule of applied psychodynamics."
2) "I'm rubber, you are glue."
3) "Shut up bitch!"

The above are all possible responses of Celestus.
by Ouranios May 12, 2010
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Cellbone

An occasion when a person's pants are tight enough to misconstrue the fact that their cell phone in their pocket is not part of their bone structure because it looks like a protruding bone.
Hipsters wearing skinny jeans with a Sidekick in their pockets looks like they have a cellbone
by T. Michael May 17, 2010
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Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010
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