Canadian Backjack

When a woman sticks one of her tits in the mans ass hole and reaches around and jacks you off from behind.

I jus got Canadian Backjacked

by D-speed December 12, 2011

Canadian Highway

A hairy pussy with an exceptionally thick, hairy strip down the middle.

Jane dropped her pants and has a pussy that was so hairy in the middle that it had a Canadian Highway.

by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012

Cakeatarian

One whose diet consists of mostly cake and other pastries. Most eat fruits as well and exercise for good measure(and to prevent becoming fat, as that is unsightly).

Jane, the proud cakeatarian, used her weekends to eat lots of cupcakes and then promptly play tennis with friends afterwards.

Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!

by Dat.muffin February 8, 2012

Canadian Strap Lock

The taping of a guitar strap to a guitar with hockey tape. This is done to avoid one's guitar from falling on the ground when rockin out

Especially common with hardcore bands

Karl is too poor for real strap locks so he bought Canadian strap locks instead

by Krazy_karl 23 January 28, 2013

canached

A verb used to when you got food on you and your clothes. Also can be used to describe the appearance if someone wearing dirty wrinkled clothes like they were used as a pillow the night before. As well to describe a person that flat out stinks like dirty feet.

All man your office stinks like that guy. You got canached.

Your clothes are dirty as hell. You got canached.

Bro you got food all over your face. You got canached.

Did you sit in dog shit? Your coat is canached!

by Canacci, canached November 15, 2013

Canada Far

The act of taking a topic or conversation out of bounds in extremity.

Guy1: hey dude want to come over later today?
Guy2: Yea sure, I'll bring my bag of dead babies over.
Guy1: Dude, you took that Canada Far.

by FlyingPotatoToasterCatGorilla January 9, 2014

canadian tickler

Pertains to heavier women from Canada. When you eat their box from behind and tickle their belly from below and between their thighs.

Man that girl was chubby. She sure giggled when I gave her the Canadian Tickler and rubbed her belly when I was munching her box.

by mdube February 13, 2014