spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.

"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"

by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021

vape condom

Cupping your palm over a vape tip to hit it so you wont catch STDs

Degen 1: no way you hit some random’s vape just like that bro
Degen 2: wym, I used my vape condom

by queefsmellLover December 22, 2023

Condom smoker

It when u us the cum in the condom to smoke.

Dam bro u smoke the duck outta the cum u condom smoker

by Duskfuxker March 22, 2024

Marshmallow Condom Syndrome

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.

Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!

by Wanklet November 23, 2022

Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.

Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.

by gbabbiii December 21, 2010

how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

by Glenny Baby January 18, 2018